The time has come my friends, the time where we celebrate greatness, when the headiest are hoisted on the shoulders of the masses.
A time where we award the hunters the rest of us strive to be, hunters who can sense vagrant lot shamans attempting unwanted chakra alignments from miles away. Hunters whose senses are so sharp, they know if that crystal has only listened to the firemost dead shows from '78. Those whose names are never spoken on shakedown, hunters with reputations that shook wooks to their core, like snapped branches in a silent forest.
One hunter rose to the top of this elite group, a hunter Teddy Roosevelt looks up too. Our 2016 Hunter of the Year award as voted on by you, our esteemed members, is none other than Yuri Federman .
This God amongst mere mortals was able to bag and tag a trophy that will be talked about to our children's children. A wook whose super human reflexes, and unparalleled situational awareness was slightly diminished due to his excitement of going to see Phish in Vegas. Yuri please get a hold of Hannah for your prize and the trophy you so richly deserve.
To really grab 2016 by that gnarly unwashed beaver tail, we have a few more end of the year awards to give out to our elite hunters. For best live bag and tag the award goes to Jim Shepherd for best meme the award goes to Brittany Gillette, for best comment thread Pat Foley, for best narrative Dee H. Johnson, and for best gif Thomas P Walter.
Please contact Hannah for your awards as well. Thank you for sharing your skill and creativity.
2016 was one hell of a fucking year for CBGTWH, minds blown, labias were unsquinched, pineal glands decalcified at an alarming rate, and the firemost memes were handed out to the fam. We here at Colorado Big Game Trophy Wook Hunters want to thank you damn hippies for everything you have done to make this group what it is. Your support and dedication to the hunt is unrivaled.
I know some of you have a hand drum or two laying around, probably a couple seasoned dab torches, and some half empty whip-its boxes, trust me, you're not fooling anybody. So fire those fuckers up as we celebrate some of the best captures of the year.