What the fuck is up you God damn hippies, I really don’t get to yell at you fuckers much any more. You all make running this page a god damn pleasure, except I don’t get to talk shit like I used to. I can’t remember the last time I called somebody a twatwaffle or told a burnout to unsquinch their labia.
We at Colorado Big Game Trophy Wook Hunter are big into competitive leisuring and two of the key components to competitive leisuring is looking fucking good and wook hunting.
So do yourself a favor and go over to our storeand buy yourself some competitive leisuring gear. You'll find everything there ON SALE for the next few days. Because nobody wants to look like an asshat when they are out on the competitive leisure court.